Because only basic bitches get buried.
1. Shove Your Ashes in a Dildo
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Get reincarnated as the dildo you already are by putting your ashes in a penis-sized tube.
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The 21 Grams kit also comes with music and perfume that will ensure your scent lingers on.
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You'll be dead ready for some hot nasty ghost sex.
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